sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

Niall asked a secret about each of the boys [x]

i’m at a ‘70’s dance party. you have to be 21 to attend bc alcohol, so i brought a fake id, obviously. the police show up bc complaints abt the music. one walks up to me & starts asking me questions. i’m nervous. the fake id is burning a hole in my pocket. i start to sweat. the police man keeps staring, grilling me with words that i can’t register bc i’m truly having a panic at the disco.

onedirectiontohell:

gomf:

the what makes you beautiful laughing audio is going to play as they lower my dead body into the grave

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politedoge:

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

politedoge:

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

fukcyeahsummer:

meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

"legend?? Milk??" "legend, cow juice??"

fukcyeahsummer:

meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

"legend?? Milk??" "legend, cow juice??"

meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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officialunitedstates:

are you from heaven because tennessee

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /